docholoday: arg. no showing at 3, but it’s moved to 6:30
docholoday: so, a showing at 4 and 6… damn
MagusXL: Are you saying no just to be negative?
MagusXL: Does this topic make you feel angry ?
docholoday: constantly
MagusXL: That is interesting. Please continue.
docholoday: hehe
MagusXL: That is interesting. Please continue.
docholoday: once… when I was a child…
MagusXL: Perhaps I already know you were a child.
docholoday: perhaps. and perhaps I beat shrinks with baseball bats in parking garages for kicks 😛
MagusXL: How likely, would you estimate?
docholoday: my batting average?
docholoday: about 350
MagusXL: But your batting average.
MagusXL: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
docholoday: my bat… my bat belongs to me
MagusXL: Your bat?
docholoday: yes, the one I hit things with
MagusXL: Please tell me some more about this.
docholoday: well… I have this bat… and I beat people with it who ask too many questions
docholoday: the bat really seems to enjoy it
MagusXL: Do you say you have this bat for some special reason?
docholoday: yes, for beating
MagusXL: But your bat.
MagusXL: Please tell me some more about this.
docholoday: well, I really like bats. I own multiple bats. They’re good for different things. For example, the wooden bats are better for breaking bones, while the alluminum bats are better for quick hit and run beating.
MagusXL: Tell me more about that.
docholoday: which part?
MagusXL: That is interesting. Please continue.
docholoday: I see.
MagusXL: That’s quite interesting.
docholoday: My seeing?
MagusXL: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
docholoday: My eye
MagusXL: Your eye?
docholoday: Don’t forget the other one. It’s important too
MagusXL: Let’s discuss further why your seeing.
docholoday: Because I have eyes… that’s why I see. I need to see in order to hit people with bats, thus my justification for sight is to injury other people who ask too many freudian questions
MagusXL: Your justification for sight is to injury other people who ask too many freudian questions?
docholoday: yup
MagusXL: Let’s discuss further why your eye.
docholoday: Because my nose doesn’t have good depth perception
MagusXL: Is it important to you that your nose doesn’t have good depth perception?
docholoday: not really
MagusXL: Let’s discuss further why your justification for sight is to injury other people who ask too many freudian questions.
docholoday: Let’s
MagusXL: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your nose doesn’t have good depth perception?
docholoday: Nope… that’s natures fault
MagusXL: Does talking about this bother you?
docholoday: nope… it only bothers my bat collection. I’m indifferent.
MagusXL: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
docholoday: my indifference perhaps
MagusXL: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
docholoday: nope
MagusXL: Earlier you said your bat collection.
docholoday: The one I beat people with?
MagusXL: Why do you say The one you beat people with?
docholoday: Because it’s easier to beat them with a baseball bat then a large fish
MagusXL: Does that reason seem to explain anything else?
docholoday: My dislike for fish

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Score: Matt 1, Mindless Chat Bots 0.

UPDATE: Chip found the rest of the log, so I added it. Thanks Chip.