Quote of the day… or perhaps my life:
“Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.”
I’ll tell you more later.
where’s the journal entry about how the patriots are playing the superbowl in your new hometown and that you are going to shave your head, paint it silver with flying elvises on the sides, and run around pear city proclaiming your undying love to belichick? (surely tickng lauren off in the process (note: blame it on me)) huh? where is it? dang, yo, my browser must be broken.